| Hannah and Me made a lemon drizzle cake...or two |
Hannah and me went off to the tip with the shoes and a roll of grotty carpet from the hall and I had the oddest conversation with the Aussie chap at the tip.
I spotted a lady putting a perfectly good shoe rack into one of the big containers...hmmm...see I was focussed on the shoe crisis at the time...and mentioned to the chap that it was a pity I hadnt seen it before she chucked it...to which he replied,
"if you take one more step up there and take the article I may have to charge you with theft!!"
"What? Eh? Theft, oh ok...pity I didnt catch her before she chucked it in..."
"That would also have been theft and we would charge you both?"
"What? Eh!...Errr...really?"
"You would have to exchange items off these premises..."
THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD!!
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